number 3. Fumble news, WWE, Fantastic Four, Website

Posted by Bob Ross at 06-19-2007 10:34 AM
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Greetings from MAH ASS! Just kidding, but that song is fuckin hilarious, I'll tell ya one thang right now! Let's get started with this weeks edition of Bob Ross' blog!

I said it once, I'll say it again, will people PLEASE stop PM'in me messages about random questions like "how do you film this? or "what program do you use?"  If you have any questions, here is the place for them.  I hate logging in and seeing 20 emails asking the same question over and over and over again.  It's getting to the point where if I get any more of that type of mail, I'm going to simply ignore it and not answer it.  Again, get a MySpace account (come on, don't act like you don't have one), and ask me here and I will address the questions in my next blog.

The fansite of the SMF, www.freewebs.com/storymodefederation, has closed.  I guess the guy making it got upset that there is another SMF website opening up soon, www.storymodefederation.com.  I wanted him to keep his site a fansite, since I actually know the people behind the new site in person.  However, that wasn't the case but if he wants to open it up again, I'll be cool with that as I liked his site for it's simple, yet informative layout. I also want to thank Corey Bayne(I think that's his name) for making the SMF wikipedia.  Really informative shit there.  caw.wikia.com/wiki/Story_Mode_Federation

It's true, Norris/Segal will take place in a Steel Cage TLC match.  It's pinfall, submission and climb out.  Basically, think of a cage match but with a table, a ladder, and a chair. OOoooooooo Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!  This is a feud many people have been waiting to happen in real life, and SMF will do it right, bah gawd! Who will escape the cage as the Texas Ranger Champion?

There will be a few surprises and twists in store for the Royal Fumble, expect the unexpected.  What the hell are we thinkin when we come up with these storylines?? I have no idea, that's just how we are in real life I guess.  But I ain't sayin nothin til we air the CPV sometime next week. Before that though, look for SMF Speed as a preview for the Fumble.  It will be Steven Segal taking on former SMF Champion Mr. Wollenburg of Right To Censor The next CPV for season 5 will be Bitchamania, SMF's version of Wrestlemania.  It will take place sometime in July or August.

Is it sad that I thought Fantastic Four 2 was better than all three of the big movies this summer?  Spiderman 3 was crap cause they ruined the comic-book storyline, Shrek 3 was awesome....until the weak ending that basically ruined the entire movie, and Pirates 3 was boring up until the end of the movie.  I can't believe they are doing 2 more Spiderman Movies. Agh! I thought Fantastic Four was pretty good, and Jessica Alba is sexy as hell.  She can get it in the asshole, I'll tell ya one thang right now!

Where is WWE going with this "Vince is dead" angle? Did anyone see how lame Steph's acting was yesterday?  I WUUVVV YOU DADDDYY!!!!  How bad acting can anyone get?  Sadly, Sensational Sherri died and yet noone cares but Vince is "dead" and people are overshadowing her death with Vinces fake one.  Lame.  And also, is anyone else NOT going to order Vengeance?  Cena will win again, so what's the use?

Yep, I think Kerio Law took out Bush, he has the spear, he attacks people at random, and plus it makes perfect sense for him to make his as popular as his partner, Teryo.  Look how he attacked the Rock on SD, and when he attacked Austin as well on WAR.  Somethings fishy about them Lawyuz.  First I thought it coulda been AlQueda but now I don't know.  Randy Orton, Steven Segal, and Lashley are still suspects too.  Does anyone know WHY Lashley turned gay?  Damn Lowell and his gay love spells.

I'm glad that the Kramer storyline hasn't created hate from everyone.  They are taking it for what it is, just a storyline.  I noticed that some people get offended by SMF stuff (like I care though, LMAO). Seriously, it's annoying when I have Cena fanboys get all mad when I make fun of Cena.  Get over it! Cena is NOT the greatest wrestler, not even CLOSE!

It's funny how long SMF has come just with season 5. If you watch episode 1 and compare it to episode 12, wow.  Just wow.

Well, that's all for this week.  Bob Ross, suck mai thigh, later.
 

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