5: Fumble News, New Characters, Benoit, Forums

Posted by Bob Ross at 07-03-2007 11:09 AM
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Greetings from mah ass! Just Kidding.  This past Sunday, the Royal Fumble came out to I would say a success.  We put a lot of hard work into that CPV, I'll tell ya one thing.  It caused mah laptop to crash cause it was just too big.  Man, I wonder what Bitchamania has in store and how long it will be.  I can see it now...BitchaMania Part 22.  Damn YouTube and it's stupid 10 minute limit.

The first match, Boom vs. Jaxx surprised me because I thought for sure that Jaxx had Boom down.  But Boom managed to kick out of two powerbombs from the monster of Jaxx.    Jaxx put on a helluva fight, but Boom just had the strength to hang in there and become the first CAW winner.  He even managed to escape with the hardcore title! Amazing! Even though he looked odd when he won it in that subway, I don't know why it turned out like that at the end of the event.  So many people won the hardcore title, it's not even funny.  Actually it is, because Randy Orton won with a simple ..__0_/.  Kinda weird...but Boom still pulled through. With the 24/7 rule in effect, who knows what will happen or who will win it in the future?  It would be funny if someone like Mean Street Posse came back and won.

I'm so mad about Carl Winslow losing the SMF TV Title to Kramer.  What the hell! Steve Urkel messed up again.  He always is so clumsy and I see not much has changed since Irkel was on Family Matters.  Then Kramer tried to trick Carl Winslow in the Royal Fumble match, but Carl was too smart for that.  But I hope Carl can forgive Steve one day but after that Winslow Bomb, I don't know.

Steven Seagal got pissed after he lost that he choked out several staff members of the SMF, and he killed Torrie Wilson's dog Chloe!  That was one hell of a match up though between Chuck and Seagal in that Cage TLC match.  IMO it could have been better, but it was still a helluve good fight.  Who's next for Chuck Norris?? I don't know.  Interesting fact, did you know that Chuck is currently 67 years old in real life?  I thought it was weird too, as I thought he was in his late 40's or early 50's but he's damn almost 70 years old!  Crazy!

The Rock/Austin IV was probably one of the best matches I have seen in a while, in real wrestling and in SMF.  I knew going into the match that they would not dissappoint their fans.  The Rock and Austin are good friends in real life, but I wonder what Austin feels about the Rock's selling out to Bin Laden and Al-Quieda?  Why did the Rock do that to Bush dammit, why?!  He told us at the end of the Fumble, and it shocked us all!  If you think about it, it makes perfect sense though. He got the SMF Championship away from Bush into his own hands.  Why didn't any of us see it before, and why were people so sure on Edge or Kerio Law or Daniel?  I don't know but dammit it makes me sick!  I hope The Rock explains himself on WAR! I'm happy to see Bush back though, and me and JJ were truly shocked when he came back in the Fumble match.  I was sure he was out for the rest of the season.

The Royal Fumble matchup was awesome, simply put.  I had an amazing time commentating with JJ.  I wonder if fans want us to commentate together from now on? I don't know, as it is harder than it seems.  Maybe we will cover Bitchamania together, but WAR and SmackaDown may be too complicated.  I apologize for being TOO loud at the Fumble, we had some sound isssues with Pinnacle Studio.  It seems like I was yelling for everything, when I really wasn't.  So yeah next time, that will be fixed for the next WAR Episode 13.  Man, 13 Episodes so far, craziness.

In WWE news, the Benoit situation is still being talked about in the media.  IMO, the media can all go fuck themselves.  They love making wrestling look bad.  If you looked on CNN.com, you would always find the WORSE pics of Benoit with his wife, like the ones where he looks pissed at her, and he has a mullet.  They also are trying to say that the entire wrestling industry is now crazy just because Benoit supposedly did that.  The fact of the matter is, noone is still 100% sure what happened.  For all we know, Benoit and his family still could have been murdered and setup to look like Benoit killed them and killed himself.  It just makes me mad when idoits like Nancy Grace talk about things like "Benoit was mad because he was demoted from the Four Horsemen to RAW so that's why he was mad".....WTF that makes no fuckin sense at all.  Some of these news people are idiots, simply put.  Just like Merideth Viera tried to make Vince look bad by saying Benoit killed his family because of steroids.  They want wrestlers to admit to doing illegal steroids, just because the media hates prowrestling.  Nothing is faker than 90% of Hollywood and they get praise all the time.  America is a fucked up country.

So is anyone gonna order the Great American Bash?  I'm not lol.  Cena vs. Lashley, but Cena is gonna win again, so what's the use?  I don't even watch WWE no more sadly, cause it's just garbage.  It's not cause of the media blasting it, but because the storylines are just so bad and boring, it's ridiculous.  Who writes this stuff, a monkey?  Joey could come up with better stuff.  The mystery MySpace girl could come up with something better...actually no she couldn't, she's too busy bitching and eating somewhere.

Don't forget to check out our websites, yes I said sites sadly.  www.storymodefederation.com, our main site.  And also, check out our forums and join today! They are fun, great, awesome, whatever I like them. z7.invisionfree.com/Story_Mode_Federatio/index.php? So check them out.  And also, the fansite at www.freewebs.com/storymodefederation.

Bob Ross, suck my thigh, later.
 

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