Bob Ross Blog

5: Fumble News, New Characters, Benoit, Forums

2007-07-03T15:09:00Z

Greetings from mah ass! Just Kidding. This past Sunday, the Royal Fumble came out to I would say a success. We put a lot of hard work into that CPV, I'll tell ya one thing. It caused mah laptop to crash cause it was just too big. Man, I wonder what Bitchamania has in store and how long it will be. I can see it now...BitchaMania Part 22. Damn YouTube and it's stupid 10 minute limit.

The first match, Boom vs. Jaxx surprised me because I thought for sure that Jaxx had Boom down. But Boom managed to kick out of two powerbombs from the monster of Jaxx. Jaxx put on a helluva fight, but Boom just had the strength to hang in there and become the first CAW winner. He even managed to escape with the hardcore title! Amazing! Even though he looked odd when he won it in that subway, I don't know why it turned out like that at the end of the event. So many people won the hardcore title, it's not even funny. Actually it is, because Randy Orton won with a simple ..__0_/. Kinda weird...but Boom still pulled through. With the 24/7 rule in effect, who knows what will happen or who will win it in the future? It would be funny if someone like Mean Street Posse came back and won.

I'm so mad about Carl Winslow losing the SMF TV Title to Kramer. What the hell! Steve Urkel messed up again. He always is so clumsy and I see not much has changed since Irkel was on Family Matters. Then Kramer tried to trick Carl Winslow in the Royal Fumble match, but Carl was too smart for that. But I hope Carl can forgive Steve one day but after that Winslow Bomb, I don't know.

Steven Seagal got pissed after he lost that he choked out several staff members of the SMF, and he killed Torrie Wilson's dog Chloe! That was one hell of a match up though between Chuck and Seagal in that Cage TLC match. IMO it could have been better, but it was still a helluve good fight. Who's next for Chuck Norris?? I don't know. Interesting fact, did you know that Chuck is currently 67 years old in real life? I thought it was weird too, as I thought he was in his late 40's or early 50's but he's damn almost 70 years old! Crazy!

The Rock/Austin IV was probably one of the best matches I have seen in a while, in real wrestling and in SMF. I knew going into the match that they would not dissappoint their fans. The Rock and Austin are good friends in real life, but I wonder what Austin feels about the Rock's selling out to Bin Laden and Al-Quieda? Why did the Rock do that to Bush dammit, why?! He told us at the end of the Fumble, and it shocked us all! If you think about it, it makes perfect sense though. He got the SMF Championship away from Bush into his own hands. Why didn't any of us see it before, and why were people so sure on Edge or Kerio Law or Daniel? I don't know but dammit it makes me sick! I hope The Rock explains himself on WAR! I'm happy to see Bush back though, and me and JJ were truly shocked when he came back in the Fumble match. I was sure he was out for the rest of the season.

The Royal Fumble matchup was awesome, simply put. I had an amazing time commentating with JJ. I wonder if fans want us to commentate together from now on? I don't know, as it is harder than it seems. Maybe we will cover Bitchamania together, but WAR and SmackaDown may be too complicated. I apologize for being TOO loud at the Fumble, we had some sound isssues with Pinnacle Studio. It seems like I was yelling for everything, when I really wasn't. So yeah next time, that will be fixed for the next WAR Episode 13. Man, 13 Episodes so far, craziness.

In WWE news, the Benoit situation is still being talked about in the media. IMO, the media can all go fuck themselves. They love making wrestling look bad. If you looked on CNN.com, you would always find the WORSE pics of Benoit with his wife, like the ones where he looks pissed at her, and he has a mullet. They also are trying to say that the entire wrestling industry is now crazy just because Benoit supposedly did that. The fact of the matter is, noone is still 100% sure what happened. For all we know, Benoit and his family still could have been murdered and setup to look like Benoit killed them and killed himself. It just makes me mad when idoits like Nancy Grace talk about things like "Benoit was mad because he was demoted from the Four Horsemen to RAW so that's why he was mad".....WTF that makes no fuckin sense at all. Some of these news people are idiots, simply put. Just like Merideth Viera tried to make Vince look bad by saying Benoit killed his family because of steroids. They want wrestlers to admit to doing illegal steroids, just because the media hates prowrestling. Nothing is faker than 90% of Hollywood and they get praise all the time. America is a fucked up country.

So is anyone gonna order the Great American Bash? I'm not lol. Cena vs. Lashley, but Cena is gonna win again, so what's the use? I don't even watch WWE no more sadly, cause it's just garbage. It's not cause of the media blasting it, but because the storylines are just so bad and boring, it's ridiculous. Who writes this stuff, a monkey? Joey could come up with better stuff. The mystery MySpace girl could come up with something better...actually no she couldn't, she's too busy bitching and eating somewhere.

Don't forget to check out our websites, yes I said sites sadly. www.storymodefederation.com, our main site. And also, check out our forums and join today! They are fun, great, awesome, whatever I like them. z7.invisionfree.com/Story_Mode_Federatio/index.php? So check them out. And also, the fansite at www.freewebs.com/storymodefederation.

Bob Ross, suck my thigh, later.

4. RIP Chris Benoit, Royal Fumble

2007-06-26T19:30:00Z

On June 25, 2007, I learned that WWE's Chris Benoit was found dead in his home with his family. That is just some shocking news, cause Benoit was one of my favorite wrestlers. I remember my most vivid memories of Benoit were when he had his feud with the Rock in summer 2000 for the WWF title and how good of a wrestler he was, and how good of a personality he was. He was someone who tried their best in this business, someone who gave it their all to accomplish their goals as a WWE Superstar. Even recently, with all the wrestlers like Cena and Lashley who just focus on winning by popularity, Benoit still had an ametuer(sp) wrestling style that couldn't be beat. The last time I saw him in person was at WrestleMania 23 in his match against MVP, and everyone gave him a standing ovation when he won. He was a good wrestler, and a good man. RIP Chris Benoit.

I hope all those murder-suicide rumors aren't true. If he did that, then wow. That's some crazy mess. But why would he skip an event and go all the way to Georgia, just to kill his family and himself? Something doesn't add up there and it doesn't make sense. There is something more to the situation. I would even believe someone holding his family hostage so he had to come home and then the killer told them to go to seperate rooms and just killed them all or something. Some fans out there are psycho like that, ya never know. This is a mystery to be solved and I hope it will be solved very soon. I pray that Benoit didn't have the audacity to do something like that.

I bet Vince McMahon is kickin himself in the ass for doing that stupid McMahon is dead storyline. It better just dissappear altogether, as it is a really stupid thing to do. Last week, wrestlers had the bell tribute to Vince, when next week, they will be doing it again...this time for real. Last week were fake tears and acting, this time, it's for real; they really did lose a friend. It was a good idea to empty the arena because noone would have known if Benoit being dead was true or not. Hell, I had a hard time believing it just because of the entire McMahon thing. I wonder how Johnny Nitro feels as well, considering he took Benoit's place at Vengeance which was supposed to be Benoit's ECW Championship win. He would have made a credible ECW champion too since he was actually in the real thing in the 90's. So sad.

We used Benoit on SmackaDown Episode 10 in the main event to face Stone Cold Steve Austin for the SMF Championship. I remember in my commentary, I praised Benoit for his great wrestling ability. But I never commented on his personality, why? Because the man was so quiet, and I'm finding out he was quiet in real life too. When was the last time you have seen Benoit on the mic? Rarely these past few years. Scary, but they do say the quiet ones are the worse, but I don't believe anything that says Benoit would do something like that, eek. But check out SmackaDown Episode 10 and leave any comments regarding Benoit. It's kinda scary that the random button picked Benoit, it's almost like that Eddie storyline in SVR2006 when he died in the game and then in real life. Eek.

On another subject, we DID use Benoit as well in the Royal Fumble match. However, we recorded the footage about two weeks prior to his death. We will show the original Royal Fumble match, including Benoit. So while the text may be updated on the CPV, the actual gameplay footage is older so that's why you may see SMF guys pay tribute to Benoit, but you will see Benoit in the Royal Fumble like nothing is wrong. I actually think me and JJ are going to speak in our normal voices for the first time when Benoit comes out as respect.

Speaking of the Royal Fumble, yeah I've had some major computer issues this past weekend. It was suppsoed to be up by Thursday, but since my alptop is acting stupid, it may be around Sunday. (I could do a Saturday release I think, but who would watch it on a Saturday night????) So, look out for it this Sunday, it's probably the biggest CPV yet. Cracklash had one more match or so, but they didn't have a Royal Fumble match.

Speed will be up on Wednesday, and it will be Steven Segal vs. Mr. Wollenburg. There will be no mention of Benoit anywhere because Speed was done on Saturday, so there was no way of putting any RIP Benoit anywhere. But it will be up tomorrow, it was supposed to go up a day before I release the Royal Fumble, but oh well. Shit happens.

The matches are gonna be pretty great, so look out for it. I am impressed with how the matches turned out myself, so I'm looking forward to it all coming together.

As always, we will give you updates on what's going on with stuff. For the wrestling fans, this has been a tough week. Hopefully, The Royal Fumble can provide you with some entertainment to cheer everyone up from this shocking Benoit death and get everyone's mind offa it.

Bob Ross, suck my thigh, peace.

EDIT AS OF 3:15 EDT:

Well, it looks like Chris Benoit is the man who killed his family and himself. I don't even know to celebrate his life, pay him a tribute or to feel disgusted at what he did. I never feel sympathy for people who take their own lives, it's just selfish and silly. On the other hand, he supposedly killed others as well. In any case, if he did do what he supposedly did...I don't even have words then...

number 3. Fumble news, WWE, Fantastic Four, Website

2007-06-19T14:34:00Z

Greetings from MAH ASS! Just kidding, but that song is fuckin hilarious, I'll tell ya one thang right now! Let's get started with this weeks edition of Bob Ross' blog!

I said it once, I'll say it again, will people PLEASE stop PM'in me messages about random questions like "how do you film this? or "what program do you use?" If you have any questions, here is the place for them. I hate logging in and seeing 20 emails asking the same question over and over and over again. It's getting to the point where if I get any more of that type of mail, I'm going to simply ignore it and not answer it. Again, get a MySpace account (come on, don't act like you don't have one), and ask me here and I will address the questions in my next blog.

The fansite of the SMF, www.freewebs.com/storymodefederation, has closed. I guess the guy making it got upset that there is another SMF website opening up soon, www.storymodefederation.com. I wanted him to keep his site a fansite, since I actually know the people behind the new site in person. However, that wasn't the case but if he wants to open it up again, I'll be cool with that as I liked his site for it's simple, yet informative layout. I also want to thank Corey Bayne(I think that's his name) for making the SMF wikipedia. Really informative shit there. caw.wikia.com/wiki/Story_Mode_Federation

It's true, Norris/Segal will take place in a Steel Cage TLC match. It's pinfall, submission and climb out. Basically, think of a cage match but with a table, a ladder, and a chair. OOoooooooo Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! This is a feud many people have been waiting to happen in real life, and SMF will do it right, bah gawd! Who will escape the cage as the Texas Ranger Champion?

There will be a few surprises and twists in store for the Royal Fumble, expect the unexpected. What the hell are we thinkin when we come up with these storylines?? I have no idea, that's just how we are in real life I guess. But I ain't sayin nothin til we air the CPV sometime next week. Before that though, look for SMF Speed as a preview for the Fumble. It will be Steven Segal taking on former SMF Champion Mr. Wollenburg of Right To Censor The next CPV for season 5 will be Bitchamania, SMF's version of Wrestlemania. It will take place sometime in July or August.

Is it sad that I thought Fantastic Four 2 was better than all three of the big movies this summer? Spiderman 3 was crap cause they ruined the comic-book storyline, Shrek 3 was awesome....until the weak ending that basically ruined the entire movie, and Pirates 3 was boring up until the end of the movie. I can't believe they are doing 2 more Spiderman Movies. Agh! I thought Fantastic Four was pretty good, and Jessica Alba is sexy as hell. She can get it in the asshole, I'll tell ya one thang right now!

Where is WWE going with this "Vince is dead" angle? Did anyone see how lame Steph's acting was yesterday? I WUUVVV YOU DADDDYY!!!! How bad acting can anyone get? Sadly, Sensational Sherri died and yet noone cares but Vince is "dead" and people are overshadowing her death with Vinces fake one. Lame. And also, is anyone else NOT going to order Vengeance? Cena will win again, so what's the use?

Yep, I think Kerio Law took out Bush, he has the spear, he attacks people at random, and plus it makes perfect sense for him to make his as popular as his partner, Teryo. Look how he attacked the Rock on SD, and when he attacked Austin as well on WAR. Somethings fishy about them Lawyuz. First I thought it coulda been AlQueda but now I don't know. Randy Orton, Steven Segal, and Lashley are still suspects too. Does anyone know WHY Lashley turned gay? Damn Lowell and his gay love spells.

I'm glad that the Kramer storyline hasn't created hate from everyone. They are taking it for what it is, just a storyline. I noticed that some people get offended by SMF stuff (like I care though, LMAO). Seriously, it's annoying when I have Cena fanboys get all mad when I make fun of Cena. Get over it! Cena is NOT the greatest wrestler, not even CLOSE!

It's funny how long SMF has come just with season 5. If you watch episode 1 and compare it to episode 12, wow. Just wow.

Well, that's all for this week. Bob Ross, suck mai thigh, later.

Number 2

2007-06-12T13:12:00Z

Greetings from New York City! The place where Smackadown was filmed live. We have a big show coming this Wednesday with the final SD before the Royal Fumble. I think we may do a Speed episode next week before the show, Steven Segal vs. someone but not too sure yet.

Since watching Speed, I think Daniel coulda had something to do with Bush, as he did the same exact spear that the attacker did to Bush. I'm not sure, but that Daniel guy is freakin scary man! What's his problem anyways?

This past week, if you checked out the YouTube page, this ffff guy has been one annoyin little prick. This is an example of retarded 10 year old fans. I'm sorry, but IMO, you should NOT be watching something like SMF if you are under 10 years of age...why? Because of the violence and the language of SMF. This isn't made for little kiddies, that's what WWE is for. I just thought it was funny that ffff wouldn't let that kirk stewart character go. This is WHY I DON'T take CAW requests, because when I say no, people get upset or hurt and whine, which is utterly pathetic. I also thought it was funny that they threatened to take out SMF with a Wrestlemania 21-based fed, LMAO. Seriously, people can threaten me all they want but they aren't going to do a thing to stop me from doing this. What's funnier is that the kid made up another SN, kirk121212 or something and tried to say it was his brother. Stupid kids.

IMO I thought the draft sucked. They did all that hyping and only picked like 10 people. Boogeyman going to WWECW? WTF? And IMO RAW has too many main eventers, leaving SmackDown with...Edge and Batista still. Yawn. Oh well, I guess I'll get used to RAW being called the "Cena and Lashley show". Just picture their faces smiling on the RAW logo somewhere and some cheesy Full House-like intro music.

And what was with that Vince McMahon angle? It was predictable but IMO kinda stupid. Sadly, this is probably the most entertaining angle they have done in years. But dammit they are kinda ripping off SMF with the "who done it to bush" angle. Okay, not really cause at least Bush didn't get blown up but still! I hope they don't fuck it up but I have a feeling that they will for some reason.

I think JJ and myself are going to commentate the Royal Fumble match. I think it will be interesting to close out the show with both of us at the mic, it will give us a more realistic feel. Unfortunately, it would be too much hassle to double commentate the normal shows, so I think we're just gonna stick to the format we have now. 30 stars will enter and one man will leave, it will be an intense battle, that's fo sho! The matches look exciting too, I'm looking forward to Rock/Austin 4. Norris and Segal should put on a good match up as well. I think we may add a stipulation to that matchup, but we'll see.

There have been people wanting a JJ vs. Bob Ross match, and I will be first to say it won't ever happen. JJ and Bob Ross are kayfabe names, with kayfabe voices. They aren't real people (well, maybe they exist somewhere), but I can never show you a picture of Bob because...well...he looks nothing like his description. One day, maybe, we'll expose ourselves. Maybe.

The 2007 CAW Search looks to be on it's way to closing at the Fumble as well, Shawn Ax looks like he is in last place right now. But that can change, vote on the poll because the voting ends this Friday at midnight. I'm looking forward to having the winner come up with ideas for his character, and hopefully he will end up in a high class feud come Mania time.

I'm sorry, but did anyone else laugh at Paris Hilton trying to get outta jail? LMAO stupid rich bitch.

Well, stay tuned this week as Smackadown Episode 12 airs tomorrow.

Bob Ross, suck mah thigh, see ya.

.1

2007-06-04T18:29:00Z

Welcome to Bob Ross's first blog. Now, I know I'm copying my brother's uncle's cousin's sister's roomate but who cares!? He can suck my thigh! LOL. Just Kidding. I will share with you some of my thoughts I have about any SMF, WWE, or whatever comes to mah mind. I'm a crazy, fat Oklahoman man, I'll tell ya one thang.

Okay, how hard is it to understand, I DON'T TAKE ANYMORE CAW REQUESTS!!! It's starting to get annoying when people always ask for their random ass CAW, when I even HAD a CONTEST for CAWS to come in! I don't think any other CAW fed has done that, and quite frankly, I thought it was a great idea. Credit goes to SMF's other colleague, who thought of the idea. It was overwhelming to see that topic on caws.ws reach over 5,000 views in the time span of one week! Depending on how this one goes, I will definately hold another contest next season...I just think it's funny how everyone and their mom started a contest on caws.ws and they didn't even do anything with it lol. Come on, people be original.

Who do I think took out Bush? My guess lies somewhere in the Bin Laden/Al-Quieda area. Who has any motive to take out Bush more than him? After that crazy HIAC match at Cracklash, Bin Laden has been kinda quiet lately... My other guesses are either Edge because he is a evil little prick or even Daniel, he's a crazy mofo, I'll tell ya one thang right nao!

I don't understand all the JJ hate. I'm not going anywhere and idk where that came from, but JJ is just starting out here. I personally think he's a great play-by-play guy. He graduated from the Eastern Bluegrass Community College of Wyoming and is proud of it dammit! Only the best of the bunch come from there. But seriously, all the people bashing him just because he's not me is kinda, well, silly. JJ is a good guy, and he will continue to commentate once and a while, who knows, maybe we will both double commentate soon.

What is my thoughts on other CAW leagues? I say, the more the merrier! I love watching other feds go at it with their storytelling. But one thing that dissappoints me is that BMW and UWO are MIA. BMW was actually good, but since they moved out of the YouTube scene, I'm not gonna go to another website just to check it out. And UWO was great as well, but the owner hasn't put up any shows in over a month. NODQ CAW finally had their season finale and it was a good match. The 2007 Cup was entertaining too.

I wish we knew of a way to put SMF up online back in 2002. It gets annoying to see people say that "Oh, you're using nodq's or ACWL's idea", when we've been doing this 2 years before they had the thought of it. Like I've said before, I'd rather just do my own thang and not worry with others. I'd say we are doing pretty well, we have over 800 subscribers and growing, as well as the IWC having some knowledge of SMF, hell we must be doing something right.

Why did SmackDown's name change to Smackadown? Basically, YouTube and their gay copyright policies. I didn't want WWE coming on and finding us and being like "OMG!!!" It would be a hoot if someone from WWE actually watched SMF.

Am I getting annoyed by the "how do you" and the "you should do.." comments? Hell fuckin yes I am. Some of the questions we get are painfully obvious, like how to play the game. Read the instruction manual! I think some of the worst are when people ask stupid things like "How do you unlock Ronald McDonald?" Or "How do you record this off the TV so well?". I still don't get why people think VCR technology is dead, as that's how we do ALL of our episodes. With computer editing. And for the "you should" comments...it's not like I don't like suggestions but geez some of them are so f'in ridiculous, it's laughable.

I saw One Night Stand last night and it was HORRIBLE!! So many botches in a PPV just makes it laughable...and did anyone catch that random overexcited black chick? She was the highlight of the show! The ladder match was full of botches, the diva match was a waste of time, and the Cena match went on for like...4 minutes. Come on, IMO, our Cracklash ladder match made with a damn videogame was more exciting than that ladder match! Boo! What's funnier is that Khali was halfway UP when Cena pinned him, which makes it more ridiculous! I'm so sick of Cena, he even overcame the odds in SMF by gaining the number 25 spot in the Fumble! That's not cool!

I think it's great that we have a random team like the Lawyu Boyz in the SMF. Teryo Law has been a big supporter so far and has contributed to some great things, like bringing in Kramer. We definately hope to work with him next season, as he brings totally original characters personality. Even though they are "Hardy Boyz" ripoffs, according to the Rock lol.

Special thanks to the creators of the SMF Wiki and the SMF Fansite, that's pretty sweet how people are actually so into our little thing that we have people doing things like that!

Sorry for this week and not getting Speed up on time. Let's just say I had big girl problems this weekend that made me not in the mood to do anything. Guys in longterm relationships will understand me with this one. Me and my girl are okay again, so not to worry. Thanks for all the concerned people.

Depending on how things go, I will continue to do more of these, if anyone has any questions, feel free to ask me here, as I will NOT be answering questions over on YouTube. Sorry, but that site is just annoying sometimes lol.

This is Bob Ross, suck my thigh, later.